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[heartsink]

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[speakveryclearly]

[Okay SENT THE MORNING OF MARCH 1ST AT 7:30 AM BECAUSE I'M DOLING THESE OUT ONE BY ONE AND CAN'T BE TAMED and have to do ten of these OK]

As It Seems You Have No Major Qualms With Your Current Living Situation I Think Im Going To Have To Officially Rescind Any Offer Related To Unit 705 That May Have Been Made
As Im About To Be Gone For Some Time On A Mission
But If You Have This Long Interval To Think Then Maybe I Might Request You Consider A Question I Have For You
Your Familiarity With The Literature Of Your Planet Naturally Far Surpasses Mine
And My Attempts To Better Understand Earths Corpus Have Not Been Very Successful Thus Far
So I Was Wondering If You Have Any Recommendations
That We Could Perhaps Discuss When I Get Back

[Rereads before sending oh yeah non-cohabitation related hangout requests PRETTY MUCH NAILED IT.]

[heartsink]

[ it takes her a little while to really understand what is being said here, and her face is pretty much nothing but .\ ./ .\ ]

Genre or thematic preferences?

[speakveryclearly]

Im Fond Of Bloodsucking And Romance But Not Your Civilizations Interpretation Of Either
So
Maybe Some Of That Science Fiction
To Which Youre So Partial

[That maybe she's just really fond of jamjars that might actually be a constant theme in Earth literature given they happen so often there.]

[speakveryclearly]

[5:30 ante meridiem 3/26]

What Do You Do
When It Turns Out
Someone Has Done Something Unforgivable

[heartsink]

[ "Obliterate them and scatter their ashes to the wind." ]

It depends on the cost.

[speakveryclearly]

What Does Cost Mean
I
It Hasnt Even Happened Its All In The Past
I Could Be Overreacting Since Apparently Not A Single Other Troll Had Found The Affair Merited Any Concern
But
Youre Used To The Idea That You Cant Just Execute The Unworthy The Moment They Show Themselves

[So What Else Can You Possibly Do]

gi...ft | August 1

[velveteened]

( ruka will find herself with a delivery of flowers on her doorstep perhaps the day after the 'fortune-telling' post.

SHE ADMITTED TO LIKING FLOWERS IT COUNTS AS A PRESENT (BUT NOT A PRESENT) MAYBE. )

not a response because not a letter but

[heartsink]

[ oh no you goddamn shonen types how do you do it

they take a prominent spot on her desk and wind up the subject of a couple different still life portraits dammit oz ]

spams this post also dated to sept 30 morning

[velveteened]

Haruka (★^O^★)

takes your spam and eats it

[heartsink]

Yes?

you love me etc

[velveteened]

You've come up to the moon already right?

( wow it almost sounds like he's checking in )

[text]

[speakveryclearly]

So A Person Who Was Supposed To Be One Of My Friends Seems To Have Offended You Gravely
And I Was Wondering If You Need Me To Exploit Our Affinity To Keep Him Away From You Or Otherwise Impair Him
Or If You Want A Place To Hide Or Coffee Or Chocolate
Or Basically Anything At All I Will Even Obtain Alcohol If You Ask For It

[A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME LATER]

[heartsink]

A strange way to put it. "Supposed to be," I mean.

What happened?

[ temporarily ignores literally all the important parts ]

[speakveryclearly]

You Know At Least As Well As I Do Albeit Presumably Theoretically That Recognizing Someone Is Not Always Simple Especially In Our Social Circle
So When I See A Transport Known Throughout Thirty-Three Thirteen For Her Unwavering Nonviolent Ways Slap Someone I Used To Know As A Relatively Pacifist Person Acknowledged To Be Separated By Spacetime For A Solid Solar Sweep
There Are Two Paths Of Explanations For This Occurrence And I Know One Is Not Exactly A Conclusion Towards Which You Have Wanted To Lead Me

as return to earth shenanigans get going

[velveteened]

Haruka! (/^o^)/

heyyyyyyyyyyo

[heartsink]

(´ー^♡) Hello, Oz.

just when you thought you'd escaped me

[velveteened]

I have a problem! I seem to have brewed more tea than I can drink ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

text; backdated tooo let's say the 12th!

[quackery]

[She'd only been doing this for close friends, but something tells her this girl could use the reminder that people think of her.]

hey there! haruka, right? that's what your tablet says at least haha! i was just wondering if you were down on earth already :) and how you've been since the move, if so!

noted!

[heartsink]

[ well this is not a message she expected to receive.
did something happen....... or does she want something from her... ]

Haruka, right. But I haven't left just yet. (´へ^♡) I'm very slow at packing.

You've arrived on the surface already, then?

[quackery]

i bet you could talk someone up there to helping you pack! i'm not sure who's left but i'm sure there's at least one really helpful person

yes! it's really lovely down here, you have something nice to look forward to. i mean, if you like snow, that is! it's pretty cold but beautiful at the same time

26th of december; text

[crab]

JUST SO YOU'RE AWARE
WHENEVER WE HAPPEN TO BE ON THE SAME CELESTIAL BODY ONCE AGAIN
I HAVE SOME STUFF FOR YOU TO PICK UP.

Re: 26th of december; text

[heartsink]

What

[ succinct. ]

Re: 26th of december; text

[crab]

I FAIL TO SEE WHERE I DID NOT MAKE MYSELF ABUNDANTLY CLEAR.

[Text | 9:00am December 24th]

[speakveryclearly]

Haruka Are You Still On The Moon

[heartsink]

I'm not going to any Christmas Parties, if that's what this is.

[ read: yes... ]