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No.

And I'm sorry I slapped you.

[crab]

STOP APOLOGIZING TO AND/OR THANKING ME YOU AWFUL RUPTURED SHITCYST

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Would you rather I pretend I hate you to your face?

[crab]

I WOULD RATHER YOU STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF SOMETHING ACTUALLY INCONSEQUENTIAL AND POINTLESS IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.
IT WOULD BE MORE OF A HEADACHE TO RUIN YOUR LIFE THAN TO PLAY ALONG WITH YOUR WHOLE ELABORATE SETUP HERE, OK.
THIS ISN'T CHARITY.
AND I DESERVED THAT SLAP.

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I'm only trying to tell you how I feel. You're the one making a big deal out of it, right now, but if that's how you feel, then I won't bring it up again.

I'll talk to you later.

[crab]

[ we don't speak of feelings here ]

YEAH.
SEE YOU SOON.