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[speakveryclearly]

You Cant Make Me Confirm Or Deny Any Personal Involvement I May Have Had In This Particular Supply Shipment
That Wont Change Whether Or Not It Occurs

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I don't celebrate this holiday.

You've determined that much, haven't you?

[speakveryclearly]

I Wasnt Completely Certain
The Japanese Might Not Consecrate That Date But New Yorkers Do
So I Had A Hope That You Might Give Credit For Punctuality This Time

[She doesn't know what the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree is called but she sure saw it]

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I'm not Christian.

[ pedantic deflections!! ruka you know that's not the point ]

[speakveryclearly]

[That's not the point indeed gosh humans had such a good idea with this holiday why did they have to mess it up with this whole Jesus Christ guy!!]

Neither Am I

I Wouldnt Have Done This But
Dont You Have That Sense Of
Whats Likely To Happen
Circumstances To Force You Down With The Rest Of Us Eventually

Wouldnt It Be Nice If You Could Do That Without Compromising On Fashion Or Getting Frostbite
It Targets The Extremities First