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[speakveryclearly]

[That's not the point indeed gosh humans had such a good idea with this holiday why did they have to mess it up with this whole Jesus Christ guy!!]

Neither Am I

I Wouldnt Have Done This But
Dont You Have That Sense Of
Whats Likely To Happen
Circumstances To Force You Down With The Rest Of Us Eventually

Wouldnt It Be Nice If You Could Do That Without Compromising On Fashion Or Getting Frostbite
It Targets The Extremities First