crab: (25 █ no matter how)
karkat vantrash ([personal profile] crab) wrote in [personal profile] heartsink 2013-12-24 12:08 am (UTC)

WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING INTO SUCH AN ENORMOUS FEDERAL ISSUE
ALL I WANT IS TO HAND OVER YOUR BELONGINGS. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR HOW DIFFICULT YOU ARE MAKING THIS.
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SMOOTH, BUSINESSLIKE EXCHANGE AND EVENTUAL TRANSACTION.
I INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE YOUR CLOTHES. YOU SAY YES I WOULD LIKE MY CLOTHES. I SAY GREAT, MEET ME WHENEVER. YOU MEET ME WHENEVER AND TAKE POSSESSION OF YOUR CLOTHES. WE GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS, FREE OF BOTH MIGRAINES AND ANEURYSMS.
NOT WE SPEND AN HOUR ARGUING ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US GOES TO WHICH SPINNING SPACE ROCK.

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